cardboard armour
Home of Crabgirl & I. A weekly comic about some guy and his imaginary friend who is part crab or something. My website can been found here. Facebook page is found here.
Every character, plotline and image here-in is copyright Owain Davies.
Here's a link to my Deviant Art page.
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It's a weird situation when the flooding comes from the hills above rather than from the river below.
I'm sure the the riverside folk laughed to see the lofty dwellers hit first before gravity returned the status quo several hours later.
Surely to save our planet we must all take up hammers and smash water molecules to smithereens and catapult them into space.
We got too much water so think twice before you pee-pee. Maybe you could retain a bit of water so it can't raise the sea level.
It's times like this when I wish I learned to swim.
Preggers. Claret Cliffs 048
When I hear Icky Thump,
Forest Gump,
Donald Trump,
Camel Hump na na na na na na
La la la Icky Thump
Sophtware Slump,
Bloody Stump,
Tasty Rump na na na na na
Something Something Icky Thump,
Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps,
You're a chump,
Do the bump na na na na na
Yeah them's the words.
Ain't that right Mr White?
Blender agenda
If you stoop over and chair and continuously pour jelly mixture over your head you should eventually end up with a jelly stalactite hanging from your forehead. This is only a theory though.
I am willing to subsidise an experiment.
Shop off
Guess what?
No not that.
Nor that.
Geez that's just gross.
No
Shut up now
I've gone and opened up a cardboard armour shop over at cafepress.com
It's a fantastic idea. You upload some artwork and say what you want it on and they'll host your shop on the offchance someone wants to buy one of them things with that there picture on it.
Is that not a fantastic idea. Don't even cost me nought.
Click the little banner above and you'll be whisked right there.
Don't be put off by the US dollar. The stuff is fully available in the UK.
Do however be put off by the extreme shoddiness of my t-shirt designs.
This venture may decide whether I put my kids through college or through a gauntlet of devious traps.
Return of the slack, Claret Cliffs 047
..and I'm gonna continue drinking the brine until I run out of brine or I get sick from the brine or someone takes away my brine...by force.
How I broke History...
So it was 1998
I was studying for my GCSEs and was struggling with my German oral preparation.
I overheard an argument between a friend and an American exchange student. The American responded to my friends argument with 'If it wasn't for us bailing you out in World War 2 you'd all be speaking German by now'.
A flash of inspiration
It was simple
All I had to do was alter time so that Germany wins the war and then I'll know enough German to pass my exam.
So travelled back in time to 1943 and fabricated an incident where the American president gets water-ballooned and made it look like Churchill did it.
America doesn't enter the war in Europe.
Germany wins.
My mom gets gassed in a concentration camp for having dark hair.
I cease to exist.
I have to cash in my favour with the head of the universe to put history straight again.
I get a B anyway so not so bad.
The end
