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Well I'm sorry but I was only trying to make myself look good in front of the internet

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Presenting:
My all time top five noises to come out of people's mouths that ain't really proper words.

5. The 'kiyiii' type battlecry that Jack Black shouts in the opening skit to the song 'Karate' on the Tenacious D album.

4. That bit in Family Guy when Peter is making his own suspense music when sneaking into his daughter's school.

3. The gullety gulping noises the cockroach guy in Men in Black keeps making while he's in human disgiuse.

2. That yabba yabba noise Tauntauns make in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.

1. Woob woob woob woob a la Dr Zoidberg from Futurama or that bald guy from the Three Stooges.

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Poll results:
23% Yes, quite a bit
34% Only on weekends
13% You must be kidding
30% Beverley Hills Cop

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20,000 Leagues Under the Moon

Undertaker 1: Hey Mr Baker. Ever considered making a cake that looks like a dead hand.

Baker: Er...No

Undertaker 1: Okay. Are you sure?

Baker: Pretty sure.

Undertaker 1: Right.

Undertaker 2: See I told you he wouldn't go for it.

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I nearly got 'sploded by a lawnmower the other day.
And then I made the house smell like burnt pancakes.
And then a laptop got run over by a car. But not by me.

An eventful week. And pretty smelly.

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Queue T. Pie. Claret Cliffs 002

Well I'm unemployed now.
Time to get it on with the fulfilling my true potential thing.
It's gonna be spectacularly unimpressive.
Don't expect me to shift any continents.

I've always seen myself as a potential space filler in some tall building somewhere.
Who cares if its going to be soul-rendingly dull.
I'll get paid.
I may even get to play with the swivel chairs.

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...and so it begins.

There may be the odd random cartoon now and then but from now on 'Claret Cliffs' is the main event.

This is as momentous as it gets people.
Drink in the fresh smell of a new comic strip.
yum yum yum...oh my yes.

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