my black and yellow buddies.

If you leave them alone they'll leave you alone.

They may put their face in your pop and feel you up a bit though.

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Ow my face!

They say if you die in a dream you die in real life.
Turns out that is utter bullcrap.
I just got shot through the brain by a sinister looking bald guy in a trenchcoat and you don't get much more fatal than that.
Obviously I'm still alive.

I totally stuck two fingers up to the subconscious.

My head does hurt a bit but I think that's from a biscuit induced sugar crash.

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will draw in exchange for a pat on the head.

This is my first cartoon done especially for a friend on request.

I am now up for hire.

I will work for kudos, acclaim or even notoriety.

Gimme gimme gimme.

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All hail Lord Cardboard

I was looking through some old records from like 1467 and it turns out that due to a bizarre local by-law I am the Lord and Master of all I survey.

It's a pity I never leave my room
or open the curtains.

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...sure is purdy

I just found a wood I never knew was there.
I knew there were trees but not that it was an actual wood.

It's very pretty and seems to be out of the way enough to avoid being a drug lair or murder alley.

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beans

I've gone and added a hit counter to the page. Big deal ay?

When it reaches 286 hits something may or may not happen.

Won't it be fun to find out?

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Badger waiting II

Another day another dead badger,
Differant place this time though,
It's still pretty tragic,
I never get to meet a live one.

I imagine it's easy to get on pretty well with badgers as long as you don't mention all the diseases they may or may not be carrying (try not to do that thing of wiping your hand after shaking theirs).

Then again they might all be jerks
and that's why they end up dead by the side of the road.

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hammogram, clammogram, god-dammogram

Today's guest font is Lucida Grande

What does it take to have a font named after yourself.

Cardboard armour font. Size 12 makes a good looking document.
Official but not too straightfaced.
The sort you'd use in a letter to your GP to tell them you won't be attending your routine mammogram because you are in fact male and that Kimberley can also be a boys name thank you very much.

string equator

You hold this piece of string and I'll hold the other end.

See you on the other side of the planet.

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I scream for salted bream.

Can we get some sensible weather please?

I will pay 45 buck$ for a regular pleasant day with a moderate sun and a cool breeze.

None of this blazing sunshine crap or sudden torrential rain when I reach the point of my journey which is equidistant from my house and my destination.

If not then I'll settle for ice cream.
Any flavour apart from fish.