llame

95% deaf in one ear
What will I do when the other one goes.
If bats can see using sound I wonder if I can hear using sight.
If I look really really hard I might be able to see the soundwaves.


Really really hard.

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Organs, schmorgans!

Garish and flatulant. Not sure full colour is a good idea.

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Ug Ug Ug

Top ten 'interesting' faces:
10: Steve Buscemi
9: Ben Kingsley
8: Michael Clarke Duncan
7: Christopher Walken
6: Willem Defoe
5: Christopher Lloyd
4: Sam Rockwell
3: Thomas Haden Church
2: Ron Perlman
1: Dominique Pinon

Popeye never made the list cos he don't exist.

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Re-run

Hmmm
Needs work.
Like my idea to sew amputees together so they can share a leg this needs some more thought.

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Art Deco Belly. Claret Cliffs 046

You may have noticed a slight delay.
I got distracted.
First by a bee,
Then by a wasp,
Then by a fly with a grudge.
Ultimately they joined forces and kept my attention for nigh on two weeks.
I smushed them good.

Incidently this is the end of the first part of Claret Cliffs.
Things are about to change up a gear.

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