ooooo topical.

Saddam Hussein dead.
Rights to movie of his lifestory for sale in:
3
2
1

GO!

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Infestive

I coughed up the first two parts of something.
Will have to wait a few days before the rest comes up.
I'm eager to see what it is.
The joy of Kinder egg omelettes.

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Now with partial nudity. Claret Cliffs 028

Who likes short shorts?
We like short shorts.
But only in the right context.

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Consider yourself chewed out. Claret Cliffs 027

Apparently Kartonski Oklop is Serbian for Cardboard Armour.

It most certainly isn't Karton Dokolenice.

That's something else entirely.

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*Boof* Claret Cliffs 026

My watch strap really really really smells.
It's like vinegar.
I keep forgetting to wash it.
Or maybe I do it subconciously because I enjoy the stench.

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Destiny's Mild. Claret Cliffs 025

I did have something pretty profound to write here but I've decideded against it in favour of rant about this pastie I just ate right now before writing this.

Bilious

Bland

Badly spaced

The three B's of sub-par baked goods.

I'm pretty upset with it overall.

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Wig out. Claret Cliffs 024

Need:
One fold up trowel
100g wax
24 small plastic tubes
Paper and pen
A cigarette lighter

To be continued...

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Hermit crab. Claret Cliffs 023

All my time recently has been taken up with my new invention. It's like an advent calender butinside every window is....another advent calender.
I'm having problems with size though.
I might have to create another dimension to put it in.
I haven't patented the idea yet so please don't steal it.
If you do I'll be on you like ugly on a manitee.

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