map close-up

Figured I'd include a close-up of the last panel of that last one just so y'all can get a good look and read them words and that.

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maps

I'm stuck on the letter m I think.

In other news. I learned a good lesson about 100% legal scams this week.
There's no such thing as a route to success and it's very easy to waste two grand on mickey mouse qualifications.

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moth

Any moths reading this.
Please don't try fire dancing.
You will mess yourself up.

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mouse

A cartoon
About a fat guy
Who wants to make out
With a mouse

About damn time.

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1,2,3,4 cookie man

This picture is that special but it's the very first one that I created entirely in photoshop without drawing a picture first in real life.

I caught a bunny the other day.
Not that impressive cos he was pretty unwell with myxi or something. So it was more like 'picking up a bunny and putting it in a cardboard box to take to a vet the next day.'
I don't really know what has happened to it now and I don't wanna find out because it's probably bad.
In denial land bunnies live forever riding around in carrot shaped bumper cars.

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The Gibbon

In the spirit of October, the spooky-ass month, I carved this picture out of wood.

It depicts a scenario where I am molested by an imaginary gibbon who lives in a hollow behind my bedroom wall. A gibbon with ropy, Iggy Pop-esque, arms and spindly, probe-like, fingers.

I also felt a crummy poem was also necessary.

In conclusion I am very very sorry.

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I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a Hamburger today.

A true story.
Except it was a pasty.

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