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Home of Crabgirl & I. A weekly comic about some guy and his imaginary friend who is part crab or something. My website can been found here. Facebook page is found here. Every character, plotline and image here-in is copyright Owain Davies. Here's a link to my Deviant Art page.
Thursday, February 18, 2016
Friday, February 12, 2016
Old Gregg
Have you ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
Labels: baileys, boosh, noel fielding, old gregg, the mighty boosh
Wednesday, February 10, 2016
Ramona Flowers
Ramona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim by Bryan Lee O'Malley.
Labels: bryan lee o'malley, ramona flowers, scott pilgrim
Friday, February 05, 2016
Peanuts
Reasons why Peppermint Patty is the goddam best of them
Peanuts.
I read a lot of Peanuts when I
was a kid. Had a whole heap of beat up, coffee stained, albums that I read over
and over until they fell apart or disappeared into thin air.
My favorite character was always Peppermint Patty and here’s
why:
She’s the most complex. You can
sum-up most of the other Peanuts in a word or a sentence or two but Patty is
slightly deeper than that. Sure you can just label her as the Tomboy of the
group which is a fair assessment. She was raised by her dad so likes baseball
and football and she dresses like a boy. Most people come to conclusion that
she is the most likely one to be gay along with her ubiquitous shadow- Marcie.
She does however have a side of her that wants to be pretty and feminine when
she’s not skinning her knees and climbing trees. There was a whole story arc, I
remember, where she trained with snoopy to enter an ice dancing contest. She
was quite excited to get to wear a fancy sequin leotard. I think she screwed it
up in the end. Possibly because Snoopy isn’t an Olympic skating coach or human
as Patty seems to think.
Furthermore, despite the Marcie
possibility, there’s a whole ton of evidence to suggest that Patty loves Charlie
Brown. She’s always asking him leading questions and bugging him but seeing as
Charlie Brown is as oblivious as Patty is inept they never work it out. I think
she once dated Snoopy to make him jealous. Yeah that’ll work.
Charlie Brown was forever trying
to date this mysterious unnamed red head that he was borderline stalking. He
probably would have been happier with Patty. Hey they’re only, like, ten. It
probably would have happened eventually. She’d have been good for him. Charlie
Brown may be a magnet for bullies but Patty don’t take no shit. Imagine if Lucy
had tried to pull that football moving crap while Patty was around. Yeah just
imagine it. Feels good don’t it. Eff you Lucy. You trust abusing piece of shit.
Also you could imagine sometime
in High School and Marcie is having issues with coming out and some assholes
are giving her crap and Patty has her back even though Patty hadn’t quite
twigged what Marcie was even talking about.
Patty is also a bit of an idiot.
She went years thinking that Snoopy was just some big-nosed kid. She’s always
flunking math and probably bringing Marcie down with her. One of the great
things of having more than one female character is that some of them can be
idiots without it seeming like a commentary on women as a whole. Which is way
more interesting than the standard model of having a single female character
who acts as a paragon of all positive female characteristics (yawn).
Probably her biggest flaw is her
bossing around of Marcie. Marcie is way smarter than Patty but Patty is in
charge. I don’t think it’s malicious it’s just what happens when introvert
meets extrovert. I reckon Marcie would probably grow apart from Patty in the
future. Marcie go off the college and Patty would take or more blue collar
route. She’d look back on her time with Patty fondly but she inevitably had to
move away and find something that their friendship lacked.
The best thing about Patty though
is that she’s inherently a good and noble person. She is loyal and cheerful and
fun. She isn’t a psychopath like Lucy, or a snob like Sally or a monomaniac
like Schroeder, or overly anxious like Linus, or semi-mythical like the
red-headed little girl. I’m sure 20 year old Charlie Brown works it out in the
end.
Labels: charlie brown, Peanuts, peppermint patty, snoopy
Lis from Seconds
Lis from Seconds by Bryan Lee O'Malley. Although not as well known as O'Malley's Scott Pilgrim, Seconds, is still a great book. It's about this girl who runs a restaurant who comes across a kooky house spirit called Lis who grants her the power to get a do-over on events with ensuing chaos. Read it.
Labels: bryan lee o'malley, lis, scott pilgrim, seconds