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Home of Crabgirl & I. A weekly comic about some guy and his imaginary friend who is part crab or something. My website can been found here. Facebook page is found here.
Every character, plotline and image here-in is copyright Owain Davies.
Here's a link to my Deviant Art page.
Jacuzzi Head. Claret Cliffs 033
Starting a club for all the people with useless university degrees. All you philosophy, history, art or socialogy graduates come round my gaff and we can bitch about the system over coffee and cake.
Talk about all the stuff we learnt and then forgot again because of it's complete irrelevance to society.
At the end of the year we can all get dressed up in our glad-rags for the annual Bitter Ball. It's like a prom but with more seething.
No No No. Claret Cliffs 032
Toasty toasty toasty warm,
Made from toast I'm a new life form,
Got a boiler for an ass,
And a grill for a face,
Gonna heat your shit all over the place.
Yay the boiler is fixed and we're not living like refugees from a polar incursion.
Bikinis: The ultimate transvestite challenge. Claret Cliffs 031
Too cold to think...
Monster! Monster? Monster!
I think the creator missed a trick by leaving out giant monsters from the wildlife.
It's kinda dull that the biggest animal you're gonna see on land is an elephant and unless you really piss 'em off they ain't gonna eat you.
You're more likely to be destroyed by a passing hurricane or earthquake than eaten by an animal.
I think we should propose a swap. Natural disasters for big scary godzilla-like monsters.
...now who owns the patent on the concept of Monster Insurance?
...cos' that's what veruccas look like. Claret Cliffs 030
There's a lot of sound coming from the floor below.
From what I can hear it seems that someone has had a tooth out and is very pleased so he has bought everyone pizza.
Either that or someone has lost a tooth in a pizza and is very angry with the pizza and whoever gave them the pizza.
Damn you Ricky! Claret Cliffs 029
I figure post number 84 is as good a time as any to link some of my favourite webcomics. So here they are...except for the ones I've stolen stuff from.
Penny Arcade
It's about videogames
Hate Song
It's about hicks
Joe Loves Crappy Movies
It's about movies
San Antonio Rock City
It's about rock
White Ninja
It's about a white ninja
Filth Hole
It's about filth
Patches
It's about some kind of mammals
Moon kitten nettik nooM
Forty watt bulb just won't do,
My eyes be hurting like fiery poo,
It's dark in here like inside a shoe,
I got the forty watt bulb blues.
Reminder: Buy a hundred watt bulb.
....and eye drops
....and a shoe light
Also buy a notepad so you don't need to use your computer as a shopping list.
Starting a club for all the people with useless university degrees. All you philosophy, history, art or socialogy graduates come round my gaff and we can bitch about the system over coffee and cake.
