Bun

Splendid weather for a nice cool bun.

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Recognise the domain of Chef Tracksuit

If I removed the bridge of my nose
and applied pressure to my temples
I'm pretty sure I could become a
bonefide cyclops in less than a month.

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Lateral thinking

Watchmen film pretty hilarious.
Would suggest a sequel starring Doc Manhattan's wang.
It may well win an Oscar for best supporting actor.

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Happy 3 day

This blog is three years old today.
I think I forgot to even acknowledge the birthday last year.
I'm a fair weather father.

It's about time I got to making a proper site.
I've tried a few times but I lose interest in programming about 2 milliseconds before I've finished typing the word 'programming'.

I say if I can't work it out by the end of the month I'm just gonna cut all my hands off and call it a day.

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