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Home of Crabgirl & I. A weekly comic about some guy and his imaginary friend who is part crab or something. My website can been found here. Facebook page is found here.
Every character, plotline and image here-in is copyright Owain Davies.
Here's a link to my Deviant Art page.
Koala Wallop
Created as a logo submission for the Koala Wallop forums. Which is affiliated with the fantastic creation that is the Dresden Codak webcomic.
This is the only time I've ever drawn a koala.
Marsupials ain't my forte.
Marsupials ate my fort.
The end of the world ain't dry
Kinda get the feeling that England is a distant relative of Atlantis and I should be investing in a house on giant walking stilts.
I wish to take this opportunity to extend a massive SCREW YOU to those individuals who decided it'd be a good idea to try and steal the great big metal flood barriers. Optimus Prime I'm looking at you.
Also an equally big SCREW YOU to those jerks who keep sabotaging water bowsers. Super Mario this has got your name written all over it.
hooray for blindy!
Although some may see it is being pretty sexist I like to rate women by weight on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being the lowest and 10 being the highest.
However as 10 represents the entire mass of the universe most women score a tiny, miniscule fraction so close to zero that it's hard to express in numbers. But seeing as in this system 1 is the lowest then all women score 1 out of 10.
Looking at it this way then the combined weight of all the women on planet Earth alone is 300,000,000 times the weight of the universe.
Litter baby. Claret Cliffs 050
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Job interview technique
Job interviews are a scary situation.
Follow this advise and you can't go wrong.
Upon entering the interview room greet your interviewers. If they are male then you must turn them around, crouch and punch them as hard as you can in the right butt cheek. If they're female then lay your splayed hand across their face and leave it there for exactly 15 seconds. No more, no less.
Once greetings are over with sit down and lay out every object in your pockets on the table in front of you. The straighter the line you arrange them into the better an impression your will make.
Undoubtedly the interviewer/s will ask you several questions. The key is to answer them as quickly as possible with as many different answers as possible. Don't stop even when they stop or tell you to stop.
Having a copy of your CV is always a good idea. Ideally your CV should be a single side of A4 paper and should be incandescent. This can be achieved by making it out of neon or failing that light it on fire.
At the end of the interview end with a quote from a film or radio play and leave the room without breaking eye contact. Prior knowledge of the the interview venue will allow you to cut a hole in the door so you can maintain eye contact for longer as you close the door.
A sensitive approach to childbirth. Claret Cliffs 049
I wonder if getting a wheelchair will improve my upper body strength.
How does the disabled community feel about non-disabled people using wheelchairs?
Meh if they don't like it I reckon I can take 'em on.
Labels: cartoon, comic, funny
Created as a logo submission for the Koala Wallop forums. Which is affiliated with the fantastic creation that is the Dresden Codak webcomic.
Job interviews are a scary situation.
