hammogram, clammogram, god-dammogram

Today's guest font is Lucida Grande

What does it take to have a font named after yourself.

Cardboard armour font. Size 12 makes a good looking document.
Official but not too straightfaced.
The sort you'd use in a letter to your GP to tell them you won't be attending your routine mammogram because you are in fact male and that Kimberley can also be a boys name thank you very much.