El capitan

I seem to be having trouble modulating the volume of my voice. I've also lost control of my face. A whisper becomes a shout and a smile becomes a gurn. Makes social situations very very awkward indeed.

It's a good job I have been able to avoid all social situations for the past year.... Or maybe they're avoiding me.

The answer is simple...

I have begun to adapt a garage door control to fit on my face as a way to control my smile. It looks like Robocop's junk is strapped to my face but conversely it makes it almost impossible for me to shout. Bonus ball!