Skint Imperial

I HAVE NO MONEY.

Less than no money.
There is nothing for it. Imperialism. I need to get my own empire.
Just find a small unassuming country, smack a flag in its face then exploit its resources for a while.

I'm thinking Fiji maybe. It shouldn't pose too much of a problem. Look out Fiji. I'm coming for ya!!!

Seeing as I have no money I am going to have to conduct my jingoism by cheaper means.

Does anyone know Fiji's email address?