Touche neckface

It has been a while since the last post. I've been pretty busy with a new job.

I'm 'Chief Snack Architect' for a big fat millionaire with no-neck and lactose intolerance.

I've found if I sneak dairy produce into his food I can steal all his rich-guy gewgaws while he's puking himself inside out.

I've invented loads of new recipes....

Cheese-dog: Hollowed out jumbo hot dog with a cheese string poked into it

Fried egghurts- Slice around the fried egg and replace the white bit with congealed yoghurt.

Milky grapes: Inject milk into grapes.

The hipponormous shovels them down regardless and is none the wiser.

So far I've stolen at least 100 buck$ worth of oversized trousers.