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My first experience of amateur comedy nights leads me to believe that dying on stage is incredibly painful.
More painful than pregnancy and tetanus put together.
So unless you try standup or give birth to a rusty metal baby you're safe.

Before I try I need to thicken my skin up quite a bit. I tried coating myself in layers and layers of PVA glue but it was just too much of a temptation to peel it off.... and now I have no arm hair.

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